Dear Mark

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__

-your name-

Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write Mark)

I don't know how to say this, but you're a perv.
I think I realised it when I was shaving your legs in london, and I saw you carve your name in my father.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand how bad I've been feeling.
Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I am making a movie about a new life as a clone.
say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard for me.

Kenneth



1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed ( lol? .__.)
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bitten

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency(uh yeah..XD)
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am making a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard for me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family for me.

Taken from some random person, I tag Wolfish, Arf and whoever else wants to do it :3

I got a job!!! ok so its nothing amazing just long john silvers but hey its a job! I just finshed my firit week and it seems like a great place to work. oh and heads up I'll be very silent from the 20th to the 26th cause I'll be off making sure my parents don't kill themselves riding ragbrai (A bike ride across iowa spread out through the week for those who don't know) I've got a couple things I'm working on and will hopefully finsh during ragbrai since I'll be trapped in a trailer *crosses fingers* but since it will be a week anybody want to request something so I can be entertained

Well I say that's the update! Love my friends and thanks for watching this has been the gleeful ramble of the night xD

SO we flooded then the waters started to recede and now we are getting hit with rain again, figures right. I've been out on a massive job search with absolutly so results not even a "no we aren't looking" just silence. On the up side since I can't afford gas (something tells me that won't change even if I get a job) I've been biking/walking almost everywhere and have got into a semibalance of fitness....I can ride by bike up a hill without getting too tired basically lol. I've recently discover that I love Cher's music and The band September. I've been getting aggravated alot at how rude the general masses of humanity can be maybe because I've spent too much time at the mall though I have also been spending a good amount of time just creek walking and enjoying the few days it hasn't rained >.> Maybe this down is just weather related but eithier way I'm cranky and on edge about everything.

1. Choose a few of your own characters -- five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then, tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!

CHARACTERS:
1. Agility
2. Ellioa
3. Peenh
4. Merman



How old are you?
A: 18 hehe
E: 19.....not that age really matters
P: 20
MM: I dunno lost count a couple hundred years ago


Are you a Guy or girl?
A: guy :3
E: male
P: guy
MM: I would be of the male gender

What's your height?
A: 5' 11" hehe i measured this time
E: 5' 4" gotta a problem with it *evil eye*
P: 6'
MM: uh..."height"? I'm about the length of a dolphin

Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse?
A: no wahhhhhh T_T
E: not at the moment
P: eh Tsunami
MM: I've never seen another merperson before so no

Are you a virgin?
A: *blushes vigirously and hides face in paws*
E: no...
P: no
MM: Hmmm what is the meaning of "virgin"

Do you have any kids?
A: nope
E: .....highly unlikly
P: two
MM: no sadly

Do you hate anyone?
A: anyone who steals my shiny!! RAWR MY SHINY!!!!!!!!!
E: Anyone who finds pleasure in causing others pain
P: none that are alive today *evil grin*
MM: Sharks....

What's your favourite food?
A: chocolate *spazz*
E: strawberries
P: ramen
MM: oh there is this lovely coral in the pacific.....so tasty

What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
A: CHOCOLATE!!!!! *runs off in earch of chocolate*
E: strawberry duh
P: such a useless treat
MM: "ice Cream " ? there is ice that screams? I don't think I'd like that....

Have any secrets?
A: .....hmmm on * sly grin*
E: wouldn't you like to know
P: ...
MM: oh dear.....uh well...I suppose

Do you love anyone?
A: x"3
E: of course I'm nt heartless
P: my wife
MM: myself....not many others around under the ocean

What is your job?
A: collectig shiy objects
E: don't really have one
P: mercenary
MM: job....?

What do you do to relax?
A: play with yarn ball *purrs*
E: read
P: train
MM: swin through the waves watching strange creatures with funny things where thier tail should be

So, are you music fans? If so, what kind?
A: omg anything but rap and heavy metal
E: classical is truly the best
P: ...I suppose
MM: oh...whale song is so lovely to hear

Where do you see yourself in ten years?
A: With an even bigger collection of shiny objects
E: right where i am
P: in the middle of some huge war
MM: well i suppose right here in the ocean

Say something random or meaningful
A: MY SHINY!!! YOU TOUCHY YOU DIE! *hissss*
E: Whats here today is not always guarrnteed for tomorrow so hold on tight
P: sleep with one eye open cause i might be hunting you *points at you*
MM:Take a swim its refreshing!

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:

- Kenneth (NOT ken or kenny unless you wish for death)


2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

- kenizzle (O.o sounds like a food)

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

- Black Tiger

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

- Oveke (...)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

- Pink Pepper (this scares me)


6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

- Eedathton


7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)

- Lynn Dawain

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

- Black Max, Black Amy, Black Bugsy, Black Nip, Black Macduff,
(ok so there all the possiblities, I've had alot of pets :3)